Drunk Spock in a little black dress (He didn't know red velvet cake/cupcakes contained chocolate) I WROTE THIS FOR ME.

Please don't take this seriously. It's the 20 year east high reunion. Go wildcats!

Captain Kirk and his first officer Spock are accidentally transported to a small Greek island in 330 BC and are mistaken as Alexander the Great and Hephastion.

It's like the plot of a hallmark movie but star trek... Bear with me, I'm writing this to dig myself out of an academic induced writers block.