BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Pearlina Wideacre was born half mermaid and half witch. Her parents love were forbidden. Their love resulted with the birth of their daughter who didn't really know her place in both worlds. In her journey, she falls in love with a blond wizard. The question is, would her love for him be forbidden like her mother and father?

she swore vengeance on all men with dark hearts. ╰── © 𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐬

Laoise Stanley has never been simple. Adopted from Ireland at the age of three, she grew up under the California sun before finding herself in Forks at eighteen, finishing school with her cousin Jessica. She's bold, feisty, and impossible to read-a closed book that no one has managed to open. Until Jasper Hale. One reckless night at a party pulls her into his orbit. He's quiet, haunted, and carrying more weight than anyone could guess. Together, they strike an unspoken deal: an escape. A way to silence the ghosts in their heads, if only for a few hours each week. But their kind of therapy isn't found in words. It's found in touch. Laoise swore she'd never let anyone close enough to break her. Jasper never thought someone like her could untangle the darkness he's lived with for so long. What starts as an agreement quickly blurs the line between healing and hurting, between therapy and something much deeper. Because when two broken souls learn to breathe again in each other's arms, it's never just temporary.

"Malfoy?" I repeated. "Kiss me." He said, suddenly. "Might as well start now." He looked at me expectantly, so full of desire, that I couldn't breathe for a moment. The emotion in Draco's eyes was something far different from the need I had grown used to seeing in Ron's eyes. Draco was looking at me like I was the only thing in the world that mattered at that very moment, his eyes devouring me hungrily as if they couldn't believe that I was really in front of him. In spite of myself, I stepped further into his embrace, pressing a hand to his chest. His hand remained on my face, still but a whisper of a touch, as if afraid that if he pushed, this fragile moment would shatter beyond repair. I stared up at him, confused by his hesitation. These were just lessons, right? I was so used to kissing Ron that this was strange, what made it even stranger was that it was Malfoy I was going to kiss. His hand unconsciously drifted to my waist, and he pulled me closer gently, making it clear that this was my choice, and I could break the embrace if I wished. His face came closer to mine, slowly but steadily, and it stopped just centimeters from mine. He was so close now, that I could see a faint scar on his lower lip. If I just moved my head a bit... ••••• When Ron cheats on Hermione because she won't satisfy him sexually, Hermione makes a deal with Draco Malfoy that will change her life forever, for better ...or worse. ••••• Warning: Contains mature content such as bad language and sexual themes. Also, mentions of rape and triggering themes. Now in editing by SirenSong55 Highest rank: #1 in Dramione #50 in fanfiction #1 in romance Cover by @khmbrleya

Darcy Delmar, danger chaser. Spider-man, public enemy number 1. Darcy Delmar doesn't care about much besides feeling adrenaline. When Spider-man puts all of that at risk, she is determined to pull off his mask. Her life can get in the way though, from her nervous best friend, her delinquent brother, and the smartest boy in her school, who somehow makes her feel like the whole world isn't out to get her.

Please enjoy! *EDITING* Instagram is: queen.chappi Snapchat is: jordan.chapman2 Mature content She didn't want to go with him. She didn't want to be sold to a monster. Who would? She only heard of his kind in nightmares. Every instinct she possessed told her to kill herself before he could, but her heart wanted something very different. . His eyes, captured every inch of her. Other creatures were surprised there was anything left of her for them to see. He knew from the moment he saw her with chains around her wrist, he had to have her. She excited his beast and yet tammed it in the same moment. She would become all he would live for. Andrew Blood and Emily Heart. Two lives forced to join together. Two lives forced to depart. Who can survive such sweet sorrow? . . . My goal of making this story is to make you cry with emotion, make you laugh outloud so people stare at you, and make you want to vote, comment, share, and tell other people about my mistakes and greatest writting points. I hope you enjoy this story through all the goofy, sad, scary, and happy moments. Enjoy!

Wand and Pietro move to Forks, they want a nice, quiet, peaceful last year of school. But they have deep secrets, dangerous secrets, secrets that Jasper Hale and his family come across by accident. Jasper Hale is drawn to the dark haired woman with deep red eyes and magic at her fingertips.

Cover by @WHORV06 It's always quite hard to believe that creatures like Vampires and Shapeshifters exist. Both are natural swore enemies that are hell bent on destroying eachother, they truely can't stand one another. However when a coven of Vampires slowly awaken the dormant powers of a pack of wolves (who had no idea the legends of their people were true) Then there's bound to be some problems, even if the Vampires don't drink human blood. The town of Forks has secrets as well as the reservation known as La Push, but there is more that goes on that even the Vampires and wolves don't know about...... [New Moon - Breaking Dawn]

"You're a what.?" He asked in disbelief. "I'm a mermaid. That's why I brought you here. To the place where I became one." I explained. "Avery, I don't believe you." He shook his head and started for the exit. A tear rolled down my cheek. After everything we've been through, he doesn't believe me.? "I can prove it.." I slowly turned to the water. He turned around and stared at me. "Then do it." He crossed his arms. I jumped into the water and felt the transformation happen. I rose to the surface to find him staring at me. He smiled at me and began to laugh. Read my story to find out what happens next.!