After a messy divorce with his husband Eli, Caleb thinks he'd never have to deal with his foolishness again. But after their daughter Michelle has a few friends over and accidentally burns Eli's place down, it seems Caleb might just have to deal with his husband all over again.

There was a crooked man... Who walked a crooked mile... He found a crooked sixpence... Upon a crooked stile... He bought a crooked cat... Which caught a crooked mouse... And they all lived together in a crooked little house...