Title pretty much says it all. All these stories are obviously fake, they're a fiction of my mind.

Granny loves Mr Meat, Meat loves Granny. It was all good till she beat him to hard and it ended up in the toilet

* + Could they remain forever? Only time shall tell... + * A horrible satire fanfiction written by 13 year old me and RE-WRITTEN by 14 year old me! BANKSMOUR/GILBANKS Tony Banks x David Gilmour. God I already hate this. I may mention other prog bands in this!

Funny prog stories that will probably include, Pink floyd, Genesis, Gentle Giant, etc.

a lovely fanfic. this was inspired by Jim Morrison X Flex Seal thanks to @H1ghwaySt4r

Ian has a beautiful voice, that's why the guitarist of Deep Purple wants him to join his band. Ian agrees. But as time goes by things become strange between them. Some unknown and new feelings... Starting this on 17th of July 2023 Hello, this is my very first fanfiction and I hope you don't mind spelling mistakes, repetitions of words, things that don't really make sense and time senses (I'll probably mess them up)...idk I still want to improve my writing style so it might be a bit bad. Like I'm probably not going to describe every detail, but I'll try to. It'll come when it gets serious between Ritchie and Ian;) I don't even know, if someone will read this ff, but I don't care. I just ship these two too much and there's no real ff about them. Only smut...but not the love story. Or it's in a language I don't understand. So I decided to write one. So don't expect them to be a couple after two chapter. I'll try to update this story regularly and without big time gaps. I hope you'll enjoy it and let me know if you do or if there are things that I should change!! Thank you!!

pls don't come after me (satire AF)

this is satire lmao

Ian gets into an interesting dilemma with none other than Ritchie himself, while Roger sprays cans of whipped cream into pie tins for an upcoming project of his, while Paicey catches onto a suspicious looking friendship between Jon and another fellow friend of his This is the first time I've legitimately posted a fanfiction to any site whatsoever (not the first time I've written one though) Oh yeah the (b)romance between Ritchie and Ian is REAL!!!! Might make more like this but it depends on what it is and what it is, I also take legal requests