As I'm walkin' in my cell, aligations a mess, I take a look at the bottle and realise there's no oil left, Cus I've been diddyin' for way too long that even Chris Tyson has seen my dong, but I ain't never seen a kid that ain't seen my d1ck, I've been treated like a ped0 for just liking it thick, you better not leave little Jimmy alone at the party or he'll be the next to see my c0ck, I really love to fu#k, but I'm outta luck, as they scream I see myself through the clear lube bottle, fool, I'm the kinda P that Chris Tyson wanna be like, on that bed in the night sayin' 'you won't tell them what...

In this book I will write about things that should NOT exist. I'm going to be focusing on ships. Note: These are based off the facts of what I've seen related to the topic. No means to offend any1. HELP THIS BLOW UP

Title pretty much says it all. All these stories are obviously fake, they're a fiction of my mind.

Granny loves Mr Meat, Meat loves Granny. It was all good till she beat him to hard and it ended up in the toilet

* + Could they remain forever? Only time shall tell... + * A horrible satire fanfiction written by 13 year old me and RE-WRITTEN by 14 year old me! BANKSMOUR/GILBANKS Tony Banks x David Gilmour. God I already hate this. I may mention other prog bands in this!

Funny prog stories that will probably include, Pink floyd, Genesis, Gentle Giant, etc.

pls don't come after me (satire AF)

this is satire lmao