Hi. I'm Kirby, Kirby Olsen. I'm a star football player at Bullworth Academy, and have decided to write a book about my general thoughts and day-to-day life. This'll include lists, diary entries and...I don't know, just random things in my life! By the way, don't tell anyone anything you read in this book, okay? I'd get kicked off the football team for sure! (Cover Art by LadyMiyariShirou on deviantart)