Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

Ask any questions and I will try to answer them!!,

Violet Brooks, also known as Vi, is a wild, carefree girl who can hold a grudge. If you mess with her, you better watch your back. She can make you house a living hell. When she moves into her aunt's house and the boy next door plays a prank on her new friend and her, she's out to get payback. Let the pranks begin.

A humorous and fantasy world where you can let out your laughing side and comment and vote and follow you heart out!

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Table of Contents: Chapter 1: The Attention Wh*res Chapter 2: The Begger/ Deal Maker Chapter 3: The Relationship Seeker Chapter 4: The Hot Sh*tters Chapter 5: The Liars Part 1: Gender, Catfishes and Online Relationships Chapter 6: The Liars Part 1 *Bonus Chapter 7: The Over-Shares Part 1: Those That Complain and Self Pity Chapter 8: The "terrorist" Chapter 9: The Fancy Pants-ers Chapter 10: The Grammar Police and Nazi Chapter 11: The Augustus Water-ers-er...? Chapter 12: The Plagiaristic Poltergeist Chapter 13: The Judges Chapter 14: The Show-ers Not Grow-ers. ...and MANY more (hopefully)

"I'm going back to sleep. I refuse to give up on my dreams so easily." Quotes for every occasion- from insult quotes all the way to love quotes, this book has it all- for your enjoyment. Read at your own risk. Updates:- Fridays Disclaimer- I don't own any of the quotes inside or the cover picture.

IN DEVELOPMENT SONY TELEVISION PICTURES & KOMIXX ENTERTAINMENT (The Kissing Booth) 2014 Watty Award Winner, Selected by @PPZmovie for the Best Female Horror Stories, and Selected by @TheReturned for the Best of Horror! Kidnapped, blindfolded, and thrown in the trunk of a car, Abriana Vega's date with Easton Pierce has taken a terrible turn in a deadly direction. Cursing herself for going on a date with someone she met online, Abriana has no idea that Easton isn't the only one who wants her dead. As her days in captivity crawl by and her plan to escape is thwarted, Abriana begins to lose faith. How long does she have left? Will she escape? What will become of Easton Pierce? ***Since posting the original draft on Wattpad, CAPTURED has been fully edited and nearly doubled in size (70k words). Add this book to your library for updates on the digital television series and when you can expect CAPTURED to come to a bookstore near you!

Caleb Diaz is not an animal lover. At all. So when his friend Marnie shows up on his doorstep with a birthday card and a kitten for his big 1-8, he's more than a little peeved. Cats stink, no questions about it. And with graduation less than a year away, Caleb's hardly got the time (or patience) to cope with running around after a deranged and messy fur ball. Marnie refuses to be swayed, though. In fact, she's already gone and enlisted the help of her brother Daniel, an animal enthusiast who's convinced he can convert Caleb once and for all. Armed with kitten milk and scratch posts, the trio venture down the road of parenting - a journey that may or may not involve sleepless nights, pet-oriented fights and infinite weirdness. [cover by -sykes]