Smexy nick wilde x shrek at 3am (FIONA FOUnd OUT GONE WRONG DIVORCE) BUT SHREK MARRIED OBAMA

Shrek x Pinocchio x Obama(x???...) read if you dare. literally the most cursed fanfic you will ever read/ !warning NSFW and NOT PG!

Just a ship my brother and I thought of back in mid 2020. Little does he know, I decided to actually write about it. I am NOT taking this book seriously, this is meant to be taken as a joke. ೋ❀❀ೋ═══ • ═══ೋ❀❀ೋ [Started: 12.27.2020] [Ended: Not yet]

this might or might not be short I'm not sure yet and I'm kind of bad at grammar so feel free to correct me because I need help with it

THE PICTURE IS NOT MINE

⚠️THIS IS JUST A JOKE ⚠️ -CONTAINS SMUT this is just a joke that me and my friends came up with😭

what happens when shrek he finds out something from fiona and obama is not president anymore? - distracted, obama walked into someone and fell on their plump chest. "kYAAAAAAA!!!" the person screamed, shocked from the sudden fall. obama looked up, speak of the devil. it was the person he was just thinking about. - started: 1st june 2018 completed: -

shrek has a crush on obama but gru has a crush on shrek... what will happen? - (not updating atm!! i have no ideas for this and i keep forgetting this story even exists LMFAO)