Kyle Broflovski is your shy college tutor by day and secretly an NSFW Voice Actor by night. Oh, and he's totally in love with you💘

Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.