Suguru Geto loves his followers. No, he doesn't run a cult... he has an OnlyFans account. But jerking off alone will only get him so far in making the money he needs to leave the Jujutsu society. Since Geto won't accept Gojo's help with the money, Gojo is willing to help Geto in different ways, purely from the kindness of his heart and the love for his one and only best friend, after all, Gojo is sure he's not gay. MAIN TAGS/TROPES: Friends to Lovers, Friends with Benefits, Fast Sexual Burn but Slow Emotional Burn, Smut starting on chapter 1. Jujutsu Kaisen - Hidden Inventory timeline, Canon Divergence (explained in the Author Notes) RATED EXPLICIT

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