Duo knew she had no chance with the famous singer, Dua Lipa. During a collaboration with the sponge, Scrub Daddy, for TikTok, she falls in love with the cleaner. The two quickly form a strong bond, and Duo soon finds out she's pregnant! AU in which: Duolingo is a humanoid bird. Duolingo isn't a company, is instead a celeb. ScrubDaddy is a living scrub. ScrubDaddy isn't a company, is instead a celeb. This story is satirical, please don't hate me for the atrocity you are about to read! 😅 Duolingo is Pansexual - she/her/hers Scrub Daddy is Pansexual - he/him/his 🥉ScrubDaddy 🥈ScrubDaddy

⚠️Not my art⚠️ "Scrub daddy... this isn't right" Duolingo said while looking into his deep, yellow, empty, orbs...

Darrius just wanted to learn Spanish for his next trip to Mexico. That's when he discovered Duolingo, a friendly app to learn languages. However, Darrius wasn't the most studious guy. He was actually lazier than a sloth. The notifications on his phone about Duo reminding him to complete his next Spanish lesson were in vain. That's when a new feature appeared: Duolingo Push. This feature sends a huge Duo owl to find you wherever you are, to remind you to practice your daily lesson, regardless of the time, or the place. Darrius is interested in this feature, and he doesn't realize he just committed the worst mistake of his life: He bought the Passive-Aggresive Duo.