yuka: not all fish are tuna, but all tuna are fish 🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏 shidou: HOLD UP 🔥🔥 HER WRITING IS THIS FIRE?!?!?! charles: AND THE CROWD GOES WILD 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥 rin: go kys. in which a tightly-knit group of friends are added into a groupchat full of mentally ill teenage boys. STARTED: 02/02/2025 COMPLETED: 23/10/2025 [Cross-posted on AO3 under karmamel] [ALL RIGHTS RESERVED] [BLUEUNLOCK©KARMAMEL2025]

You get added to the Phantom Troupes group chat, People want to adopt you, Hisoka is being Hisoka, And Shalnark and you form the suicidal squad! Or, in other words: Y/n causes chaos This slowly turns into more of an actual fanfic and less of a textfic- there's still texting parts though! So join Y/n as they- Build a harem Start a cult Illegally adopt children Get kidnapped And most importantly- Get Gon and Killua together! Nobody has wrote any of these so I decided to make my own. Story is suited for both males and females. (I will use They/them pronouns, feel free to imagine them as your pronouns!) Story contains: • Cussing • Mentions of suicide • Small mention of SH • Violence • Hisoka • Mentions of sexual activity • Probably more If you are uncomfortable with any of this please do not read. I don't own HunterxHunter, story will not completely follow the original story line. (Also this is my first book, so it sucks. You have been warned)

Chrollo: I suppose I could.. see myself using a book of sorts as weapon. Chrollo: In that situation Y/n: Dictionary Deceiver🤨 Y/n: Word Whomper🤨 Y/n: Synonym Slicer🤨🤨🤨 Y/n: Syllable Slaughterer🤨🤨 Chrollo: They keep getting worse Y/n: ABC's, the last thing you see🤨🤨🤨 Or: Y/n is added onto the Adult Trio's groupchat. And promptly makes everyone swoon from their bullshit. Unfortunately, this backfires. Surprise surprise. And now they're attempting to run away from the consequences of their actions. Which happens to come in the form of the Troupe, a Zoldyck, and Hisoka-who counts as his own class-attempting to claim them first. Story is suited for both males and females. I will use They/Them pronouns for Y/n, feel free to imagine these as your pronouns. ⚠️Tw⚠️ •Hisoka •Cussing •Mentions of death •Mentions of suicide •Non-graphic torture scenes •Obsessive, toxic, and manipulative behavior •Probably more stuff that I forgot to mention I don't own HunterxHunter. I don't own any of the art used in this story.

"I didn't think Konoha would be in the habit of kidnapping kids." Zabuza, the Demon of the Bloody Mist confesses. Why does everyone think Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno were abducted from Kirigakure?

[ " 𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗔𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘁𝗳𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝘀 𝗷𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗜 𝗽𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘁𝗮 𝗵𝗶𝗺 " ] Where Yuu & Friends go on weird adventures in their group chat. One can wonder how chaotic it'll be. Also probably slanders ur favs 😘 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿-𝗡𝗲𝘂𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗬𝘂𝘂 ・STATUS : FINISHED → check out the twisted chaos book after this! It's a more better version

Cookie run kingdom Incorrect quotes book 2 since the first one is full. WARNINGS!! -Cursings That's all. And Ships that you might not like Note!! -Cookie Run Characters are not mine they are from Devsisters. -All quotes yoinked from Tumblr, twitter, Tiktoks, and also suggestions from friends & users. So Credits to them!

Just some random shit I write in my free time when I'm bored it's probably cringe but who cares

no more updates! thanks for reading gang kiwi has finally reached the breaking point and died making this book of bullshit cookie run didn't deserve this (suggestive mentions but no direct nsfw so its fine- also there's swearing) (this is a SHITPOST book not a romance one xjsnaknakajaka) (cover found from google)

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This is my book about sentiet Cookies Yay