While minding his own business in his house in Tokyo, Zero receives some mail, coming from the Wizard Marshal himself. Turned out he has a Job for Zero to take care of. "Why can't the original do it?" you ask? Well, the Original is already busy in the midst of Saving the World in a currently incinerated timeline. But hey, it's an opportunity for him to meet the family he has no recollection of.

Due to a request made by a friend?... Relative? (By technicality) Zero decided to take a dive into World-4619 of Set 4. The world of Re: Zero. However due to the nature of this narrative, it demanded... A nerf... And a new perspective. Going through the same struggles as Natsuki Subaru would add to the numerous experiences of the Extradimensional traveller Zero, his travels with one Natsuki Subaru being another adventure he... Or I suppose "she" would never forget.

Felt like hopping into date a live for a bit. May dip when I get bored, but to be honest, as long as I can flaunt my power and slap around whoever I want, I probably won't get bored.

This is a story that doesn't contribute at all the grander story of Zero... A lesser narrative that should have ended up withering away but instead abruptly became a full blown Narrative. Due to the abrupt nature of its appearance, the narrative was not able to completely acclimate to its "main" status internally, this only worsened the narratives Chronicle Structure Foundation (C.S.F), making it develop Chronicle Structure Instability (C.S.I), this caused the narrative to become extremely liable to Chronicle Structure Distortions (C.S.D) which could potentially lead to a Chronicle Structure Collapse (C.S.C). Its Ruin Foundation Value on the Archnarrative is C+ meaning it has a mostly even chance of spelling the destruction of many narratives beyond itself upon its collapse. It's time for special agent Zero to head in and investigate. "Servant... Caster... Deploying- WAIT THE FUCK? WHY AM I A CASTER?! OI! GIVE ME BACK MY FOREIGNER STATUS YOU CUN-" Ahem... Anyway. Continuing. This convoluted lore is just an excuse I made for fanservice. Writing my more lore heavy stories right now is harder because of my stress inducing circumstances. Ironic because I want to get away from heavy lore writing but made up all this fucking lore... Meh. I don't believe in consistency. THERE'S GONNA BE SCIENCE, SPACE, EXTRANEOUS EVENTS, HONEY BADGERS, TALKING SWORDS, ESPIONAGE, FAN-SERVICE HAREMS- ... But most importantly... CATGIRLS... "Fanservice? Nah that ain't right. This ain't for no fans. This is for ME! This is SELF-SERVICE!" "That just sounds like masturbation with extra steps bro..." "..."

>SENTIENCE LINK HAS ENCOUNTERED AN UNEXPECTED ERROR. MEMORY INSTALLATION CANNOT PROCEED.< >TROUBLESHOOT >REBOOT ⬅️ >REBOOT INITIATING... DAMAGED MEMORY SHALL BE ERASED. UPON REBOOT, SENTIENCE LINK WILL SEND A REQUEST TO THE ARCHIVES TO DOWNLOAD LAST AVAILABLE MEMORY BACKUP.< >...< >REBOOT SUCCESSFUL.< >ERORR. REQUEST FAILED TO SEND. CONNECTION LOST... REQUEST PENDING. PLEASE ESTABLISH A CONNECTION TO AN ARCHIVE TERMINAL.<

Zero has the Greatest Time ever. What's the story this time? Who's getting character development this time? No one. Everyone dies. This anime is fucking stupid. Read the Manga. This is an AU. Everyone dies. Everyone is stupid. It'll be a bloodbath. FIRE. WHOOOO YEAAAH BABY THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! NO HOLDS BARRED! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN AND YOU'RE GOIN DOWN!! EVERYBODY'S GOIN DOWN!! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A 𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿 OLD TIME YOU AN' ME~! ... Or maybe just me... So ANYWAY I started BLASTING!!!

The Grand Order... This is a story about taking back the future. This is a story about what it means to be human... A journey of self discovery.... Stretching across time, an unlimited number of texts. That is, the greatest heroic tale of humanity's history. Fate... A Tale of Heroes, Desire and "Destiny"...

After a certain incident took place in the [REDACTED] world, Zero wound up in a post-apocalyptic world in which the only habitable place is a single city that managed to create technology that allowed them to thrive; during his stay, he comes across two siblings, each with something to offer the other for a mutually beneficial relationship

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Now this is a peculiar circumstance. A Zero that is Zero, yet not Zero, a mischievous little troll that loves to play all sorts of games and tricks on those he knows. A strange traveller from afar, who claims to not be of this world, searches for his sister, an adventure, now that's bound to be fun.