The Cullens never return after Bella's disastrous birthday party. Instead, she's turned into a vampire, discovers her gift, and lives her life. Now, eighty-five years later she's back and so are the Cullens! But all is not well. Is Bella a nomad as she says, or is she running from something? Or someone? Bella/Jasper. OOC. AU.

17 years have passed since the Cullen's left. Vampires have revealed themselves. Everyone's got a soulmate. Girls are planning their fairy-tale weddings. Bella knows who her soulmate is, but refuses to accept it. If he wants her, he came come crawling back. Oh, and vampires can procreate! Who knew? Jasper/Bella. OOC. AU. Everyone's nuts. Forget everything you know. Just go with it!