Have you ever wanted to enter the one piece world? Maybe you want to be friends with the strawhats, or the heart pirates? Perhaps you'd rather be dating one of them, or all of them!! Here you can do that, feel free to send in requests in my request book!!

A collection of both old and new one shots of our beloved freak ass scientist. I will not be editing my old fics that I move here simply for comedic purposes. Let us laugh at 15 y/o me's idea of this man. and now adult me cause he's still a skrunkly bastard all these years later uwu.

One shot I wrote to enter the contest of @TopButtMunch. Lyra is a young woman who depends on her captain who belongs to the navy. Even if she tried, she couldn't run away from him, so she gave up all hope of freedom. Well ... that was until she met him.

Well here is a juicy Lemon with Luffy's biggest fan Bartolomeo, enjoy!

You're lying if you don't love him. Here's a collection of when I was at my peak for writing. I hope I can keep up with myself here LMAO

You want nothing more than to join the Barto Club pirates, so you break into the Corrida Colesseum to meet your idol and beg him to join his crew. (You also have the hots for him) Barto doesn't like you at first, but he can't help but be attracted to you after you stand up to him. Flirting at the end of Chapter 2, the smut starts in Chapter 5. Afab reader. Rebecca is really sweet to you, and has a crush on you, but she's supportive. Gambia is a good wingman. Chapter 6 is pretty gay, feel free to skip it if you're just here for some Barto action. (Rebecca is a lesbian, you're welcome girlies.) Some angst after chapter 11.