Earth is being Ronaldo. He likes to play football with his moon, called Lunaemommie. Lunaemommie bengs into Jupiter, and Jupiter screams 'suuuu' and kicks Earth to the sun! Earth is melting, and Sun screams 'gotta make you my daddy!' and kicks the Earth into her ass! If you wanna read, klick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a solarballs au where ofcourse the rockys r teenagers and so are the ice gaints, they r the basic ages like around 15,18 and 22. they are homeschooled and i wanted to shorten it but taht would mean highschool not homeschooled.