Dan Howell, the school 'nerd'. Yeah, that's the clique he has been put into. He's shy, has a passion for theatre, loves to draw, wears flower crowns, button up shirts, and pastel sweaters. The popular group bullying him constantly, pulling flowers out his flowers crowns, crumbling his drawings, physically harming him, calling him names, and taking any and every moment to call him out about his feminine appearance. He hasn't had many friends except for his best and only friend, Pj. He hasn't had much luck in his life but will something or someone turn that around? Phil Lester, the school punk. He is the kind of person parents fear their child dating. Piercings, tattoos, but what no one suspects is his soft personality. No one really cares to get to know him due to 'status quo'. He doesn't mix in with the popular crowd that is constantly bullying Dan. He's more of a loner, but still playfully teases Dan time from time. So in reality: he is a fucking dork. •Mentions of bullying, depression, anxiety, may have smut idk, homophobia, under-aged drinking, pheels overload• •I don't own dan or phil, or the concept of pastel! dan or punk! phil• I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU STEAL THIS

"I'll be your home." "You already were to begin with."

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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

All the oneshots I write which you should 100% read as they're what I'm best at

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

Cover by badlydrawnphan on tumblr Den n fil crack fic. Phan is 2 obvious so they hire u 2 cover it up 4 them.

My name is Phil and I am 16. I have just started sixth form. Apart from my new friend PJ, I'm completely alone. However, there is this really annoying guy - he keeps entering my life and I keep falling into the trap of his deep brown eyes.

Hey this is my first phanfic, so yeah lmao, if you wanna follow me on twitter feel free @Plxcenta if you have any questions and what not but expect a lot of twists and a bit of confusion, and some very sad parts. :) {TRIGGER WARNING}