Xiao, a member of the Armed Detective Agency and friends with his suicidal coworker, Dazai Osamu. Though, being on countless investigations one happens to be about a tiger which leads him in meeting an intriguing.... person [I don't own Xiao, Genshin impact, Bungo Stray Dogs. They belong to their rightful owners. I only own the change of the storyline, change of characters and the change of Xiao] The pictures I put in the book do not belong to me, the belong to their rightful owners. Additionally, the photos I use for the cover of the book do not belong to me, i only own on how I made the cover.

\\ Requests are indeed open. // Read the introduction for what I allow and what I don't. ° Thank you for choosing this book! It's very much so appreciated! Just to clarify, the Oneshots at the beginning are older and not as good as My newer ones. But, at least you'll get to see me grow as a writer. ° || Enjoy! √

Yokohama isn't always so lonely.

⟡₊˚⊹♡𝙿𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝚄𝚅𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴 𝙰𝚄♡⊹˚₊⟡ ⋆˙⟡Smut, Fluff, and Angst ⋆˙⟡Written in 2nd person ⋆˙⟡MLM "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐢𝐧.." ✧˚ ༘ ⋆ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀ ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ꜰᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇꜱ.. ᴘᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇꜱ.. ɪᴛ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ᴀꜱ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴀᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪᴇꜰ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ- ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀꜱᴇʟꜰ. ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɴ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴛ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʟᴇꜱꜱ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ꜰɪɴᴇᴅ ᴏʀ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴘʀɪꜱᴏɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. ɴᴇᴜᴠɪʟʟᴇᴛᴛᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢꜱ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ.. ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀʀɪꜱᴍᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʟᴀᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜꜱ ꜰʟɪʀᴛɪɴɢ, ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʟꜱᴏ ɢᴇᴛ Qᴜɪᴛᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛɪɴɢ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅꜱ ᴀʀᴇ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ꜱᴏ ɴᴇᴜᴠɪʟʟᴇᴛᴛᴇ ᴍᴀʏ "ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʜɪᴍꜱᴇʟꜰ.." ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜɪᴇꜰ ᴊᴜꜱᴛɪᴄᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇ.. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜʙʟɪᴄ..⋆ ༘˚✧

(𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎!𝚅𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚡 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛) ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ 𝖬𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗄𝗂: [𝗆𝖺𝗒 - 𝗋𝖺 - 𝗄𝗂] 𝖦𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗄 (𝗇.) 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗌𝗈𝗎𝗅, 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗍𝗒, 𝗈𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾; 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ 𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴: 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗯𝗮𝗱, 𝗜 𝘄𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗼. ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ | ᪥ 𝙶𝚘𝚊𝚕𝚜: ➪ 𝟷𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 - 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 ✔︎ ➪ 𝟸𝚔 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚜 - 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 ✔︎ © 𝗮𝘆𝗲𝘂𝗺𝗶 ➪ 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 - 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝟼𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎? 𝚂𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟽 / 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟾? ★ ➪ 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚜 / 𝚄𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚜 - 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝙸 𝚞𝚙𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 ⁂

I couldn't find one of these here so I figured why not make one myself. I don't have a set plan for how this story will go as this is my first time writing something like this so please be patient with me. Warning this might get NSFW later on but in the beginning it's mostly fluff with a lil angst Focus Characters- Zhongli- Consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. A wealthy, and intelligent man with less then stellar spending habits. Unbeknownst to you he is also the Geo Archon. Hu Tao-77th director of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, your boss and close friend. She has a fondness for pranks and general mischief making, along with a love of slam poetry. She will be the third wheel of the story acting as a supportive friend rather then a love interest. Qiqi-That zombie girl from Bubu pharmacy, her memory is poor so ever meeting is like the first with her, but she is a kindhearted soul. Hu Tao had made several attempts to bury her meaning she sees the Wangsheng uniform she will go running. Seems even she can remember that. Y/N- You silly, you know you. Your a visionless worker at the funeral parlor working as an attendant and undertaker. However you don't do much work involving active funerals, rather you focus on the quality of coffins, arranged flowers, and other formalities such as high quality incenses or the sending off of memorial lanterns. Other Details- Towns-For context the different parts of the towns have been scaled up in size to each one being around the size of a few city blocks rather then the relatively small area which only seems to have important buildings and no living areas. The story takes place in the world of Genshin Impact so not including Y/N all characters belong to the creators of that game Hoyoverse. Also any sort of art I use doesn't belong to me either but it's been in my camera roll for a while so I don't remember the original artists please let me know if any of you do.

How does one go about..... how does one define who he is?

┏┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┓ ↳ open file? ┗┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┛ ┊ ╰── ➤ [❁] yes [ ] no ✎↷: ------- Access?: [ Granted ] ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ . . . . . . . . ╰──> ˗ˏˋ [M/n Alistair is a freshman in college in the modern world, during his advanced literature class he and many others were tasks to read the first seven chapters of a bestseller by the name of ❝Tears of Ice❞. The story drew M/n's attention and before he knows it, he had finished the story with a heavy heart. M/n adored the story but hated how it hinted at a relationship between the 11th harbinger and the son of the Cryo queen but it ends with the Heroine; Lumine and the 11th harbinger; Tartaglia falling in love despite all the signs point in the opposite direction. M/n dreaded that and hands down believed that the prince desired happiness, like the others of the story; if not with Tartaglia. Ultimately, the prince's downfall was that he betrayed his mother, so it was a known fact that the would prince would be the first dead before his mother. After a heated debate during his literature class, M/n does what any broke college student does, buys cup ramen from his local corner store, however, M/n doesn't make it home alive due to walking into a robbery... His last wish was that the story could have ended differently...] ˎˊ˗ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ོ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ོ ╰──> ˗ˏˋ [End of file] ˎˊ˗

What happens when a suicidal maniac is friends with a certain Salmon hair coloured male?..well read to find out "You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. Tears come from the heart and not from the brain. To have felt too much is to end in feeling nothing. People keep telling me that life goes on, but to me that's the saddest part." For you to escape from Reality and indulge yourself in the safe surrender of fantasy Highest rank 7/1,000 in "dazai"-26 June 2021 21/1,000 in "ability"-14 August 2021 70/1,000 in "male"-18 July 2021 (I do not own bungo stray dogs nor do I own jujutsu kaisen) /cover art not mine neither are the photos and,or gifs I use/

[Being Edited] A suicidal maniac, number 94194, one of the most intelligent kids of Grace Field House, Plant Three, is working together with his friends to help them escape from their "destiny" and "purpose" they were born into. The reader is male and will be given the same features as Dazai. The anime, manga, plot, and characters do NOT belong to me! Dazai does NOT belong to me! Started: March 15, 2021 (?) Finished: November 21, 2022