"Sir, it's not healthy of you to do that." "But it feels so good though..." "That is what an average alcoholic would say when asked to stop drinking, please respectfully get your shit together." ────୨ৎ──── Being a therapist is not for the weak minded, and sure as hell a lot more difficult when having sessions with literal world leaders. At least you're getting paid? ────୨ৎ──── Warnings⚠︎: ❥Countryhumans, yes there's mentions of OLD COUNTRIES ❥Half chatfic ❥Crackfic ❥Silly fluffy, maybe some angst but not too heavy.

~In which a normal human meets the literal Countryhumans 💗 (New version since Wattpad deleted the og one.) Status: SEVERE SLOW UPDATES !!! ___________________ WARNINGS: -Yandere. -SLIGHTLY GORE BUT I WILL TRY TO KEEP IT LOW -Obvious mentions of old countries. -Unfunny humor. sobs -Crackfic but will overtime get serious. -I'm sorry if this was worse than the OG version 😭

(ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶𝔥𝔲𝔪𝔞𝔫𝔰 𝔵 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯) "𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮... 𝐎𝐡 𝐆𝐨𝐝, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮..." ➶➶➶➶➶ !̶S̶e̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶W̶W̶2̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶l̶i̶n̶e̶!̶ 𝑀𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓁𝓎 𝑅𝑒𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓍 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒸𝓊𝓏 ✨𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎✨ ( ♥ suffer with me ♥!) ➷➷➷➷➷ ➶➶➶➶➶ 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶♥ (𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵♥) 𝙸𝚍𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚋𝚑- I hope you enjoy reading! ♥ ➷➷➷➷➷ {September 2023-}