"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

Summary: Basically Louis is a goth and Harry is a punk, and we all know they are completely different (#sarcasm) goths like black and religion, punks like heavy metal and studs, the two groups don't exactly get along well. Warnings: Lots of swearing (mostly from Niall), little bit of homophobic language (not that I agree with anything), boyxboy material

it's about time they fucked

in a horizontal integration type of business, people like luke don't really belong. cross dressing twenty-nine year olds aren't supposed to watch their thirty-one year old CEO buy as many firms as he can simply to maximize everyone's profit.  but here luke is, in a dark blue skirt and grey top, dropping his communications report on michael's desk five minutes before 10 p.m., his blue eyes falling lower and lower as the minutes take on.