not so witty bants

this used to be story ideas but its not anymore because my yelling Knows NO BOUNDS™

blurry face - phan

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

Sloth Love

there once was two sloths, and they had an undying love for eachother. there was one problem although, the sloths were seperated when an evil man called Thomas O'Neill took the woman sloth to a zoo. as the male sloth was left behind, he began to wonder if he would ever see her again. will they meet again?