THIS STORY IS BEING RE-WRITTEN! 🪞 x 🔍 ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ A NEW DANDY'S WORLD FANFICTION !! ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ Glisten, 🪞 A sassy mirror whose ego sometimes gets the Best of him, he knows his worth and his fashion style is something you would find out of a makeup ad. But what happens when this self-obsessed NPD toon finds someone who actually loves him for who he is? Surely that wouldn't be true!! haha.. right? Rodger, 🔍 an ex detective just trying to make a living with his 9 year-old daughter from a past marriage. He just wears whatever he finds from his wardrobe, and doesn't really mind what others think about him, but where will his life take him when he lays his eyes on a fashion model for the first time? Will he go for what his heart desires or will he quit and choose the path he had already made for himself? ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ TRIGGER WARNINGS: ⚠️ this story has mentions of Sexual intercourse, NPD, abuse, self-harm and other not so friendly stuff! If this stuff triggers you, I suggest you skip this book and go read something else! ❤️ HEADCANONS! 💢 (these are my headcanons that will come up within the story.) Glisten is Trans (ftm) Rodger is a cis male. Rodger and Teagan are exes - Teagan being abusive. Toodles is the canon child of Rodger and Teagan. Toons can get pregnant if its approved by Dandy. Rodger is Bisexual while Glisten is gay. Rodger kinda ''grows'' a mouth when they get at it. 😶 ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ SEASON 1 (1-50) IS FINISHED! SEASON 2 HAS STARTED! READ "if you like me then show me" FOR SEASON 2 🙏 ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ 🏆 #1 ON "Dandy's World" 🏆 #1 ON "Mlm" 🏆 #1 ON "Glisten"

🪞 x 🔍 ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ SEASON 2 OF HE KISSES MEN YOUR HONOR !! ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ Glisten, 🪞 A sassy mirror whose ego sometimes gets the Best of him, even now when hes married and has a daughter with the man of his dreams. Overcome by the absolute dread of having to protect and love the people closest to him, he has found himself in a constant spiral of not able to let go and live his world how he wants to. Rodger, 🔍 an ex detective just trying to make a living with his 9 year-old daughter from a past marriage, and his 2month old daughter from a current relationship. Finding himself in a marriage yet again has placed him in a tricky situation of navigating the married life and managing work in the side, not realizing raising yet another daughter would turn his life upside down. ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ TRIGGER WARNINGS: ⚠️ this story has mentions of Sexual intercourse, rape, NPD, abuse, self-harm and other not so friendly stuff! If this stuff triggers you, I suggest you skip this book and go read something else! ❤️ HEADCANONS! 💢 (these are my headcanons that will come up within the story.) Glisten is Trans (ftm) Rodger is a cis male. Rodger can speak French and Spanish. Glisten can speak French. Rodger and Teagan are exes - Teagan being abusive. Toodles is the canon child of Rodger and Teagan. Rosemary is the canon child of Rodger and Glisten Toons can get pregnant if its approved by Dandy. Rodger is Bisexual while Glisten is gay. Rose is 2months old but will age up within the story. ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ THIS IS THE SEASON 2 OF 'he kisses men your honor'. IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE, SEASON 1 IS IN MY PROFILE🙏 ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・

🪞 x 🔍 ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ SEASON 3 !! ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ Glisten, 🪞 Pregnancy after pregnancy, Glisten has gotten himself a family he has always dreamt of. The perfect husband with children he loves dearly. But what happens when a job offer he so intruigingly can't say no to, happens to be something else entirely? Rodger, 🔍 A successful business man with the family of his dreams, Rodger has gotten himself in quite the situation, having to manage now three children at the same time while keeping the public happy with his work. This has started to feed off on Rodger, causing him to have more fights with the love of his life. How could he ever fix this? ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ TRIGGER WARNINGS: ⚠️ this story has mentions of Sexual intercourse, NPD, abuse, self-harm and other not so friendly stuff! If this stuff triggers you, I suggest you skip this book and go read something else! ❤️ HEADCANONS! 💢 (these are my headcanons that will come up within the story.) Glisten is Trans (ftm) Rodger is a cis male. Rodger and Teagan are exes - Teagan being abusive. Toodles is the canon child of Rodger and Teagan. Toons can get pregnant if its approved by Dandy. Rodger is Bisexual while Glisten is gay. Grey is Glisten's and Rodger's son. Rosemary is Glisten's and Rodger's daughter. ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ SEASON 1 = He kisses men your honor, IS FINISHED! SEASON 2 = If you like me then show me, IS FINISHED! ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・