Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

What happens when you can't stop the voices in your head? Louisa Simmons is just another girl, invisible to the world, lost in the abyss of her thoughts, desperate for an escape. But can you really run away from yourself? Sam Mitchell is just another guy, on the verge of giving up, plagued by his past, unable to forgive himself for his mistakes. But can you really run away from the truth? Two broken people from two different worlds. Both alive but barely breathing. So what happens when two broken people collide? Will they learn to overcome the things that tie them down? Or will they lose sight of themselves in the process? (Cover by @lucferr)

''She walks like beauty, like the night of cloudness climes and starry eyes, And all that's best of dark meet in her aspect , and her eyes'' She stood there alone in the cold, she knew that it was her fault. She had expected too much from her weary life. Her own life had turned out to be a disaster, she begged to them, cried for the first time and felt human emotions. She had lost everything and was like a bruised warrior. All of her dreams were shattered. Her guilt was eating her alive, her pride was gone. She laughed at herself . Once upon a time everyone feared her, she was called DEATH.... #18 paranormal (15th Jan 17) Amazing cover by @geminigraphics

"Jane Eyre" follows the emotions and experiences of its eponymous character, including her growth to adulthood, and her love for Mr. Rochester, the byronic master of fictitious Thornfield Hall.

"Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There" is the sequel to Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. The themes and settings of Through the Looking-Glass make it a kind of mirror image of Wonderland: the first book begins outdoors, in the warm month of May (4 May), uses frequent changes in size as a plot device, and draws on the imagery of playing cards; the second opens indoors on a snowy, wintry night exactly six months later, on 4 November (the day before Guy Fawkes Night), uses frequent changes in time and spatial directions as a plot device, and draws on the imagery of chess.

Stella Dermot a seventeen year old American girl who has her own share of problems, is shipped off to an academy in England for her summer vacations while her mother and stepfather have their own vacation. She isn't just shipped off to any school, but an elite academy, where only students who are rich and have British nationality are accepted. Join Stella on her ride of making new friends, prank wars, fights, experiencing things she's never experienced before, and maybe among all that she might find love. Please give this story a chance, and hopefully you all won't be disappointed :) Lovely cover made by: @cute_ness_overloaded

Enclosing Albama and isolating it from the rest of the world, is a chain-link fence, beyond which it is prohibited to move. The government says that the fence is for the safety of the Albamaians. To protect them from the 'evil' outside. Driven by curiosity and the poor conditions back home, Clary, holding no regard for the rules, crosses the fence to see what's on the other side. However, soon afterwards, she starts wondering if it were better to not have crossed the fence in the first place. Join Clary and her friends in this thrilling, suspenseful tale of love, loss, and death. Ranked: #48 in Science Fiction. #02 in World War 3. #11 in What's hot in Brigade reads #06 in What's hot in TBCA #23 in What's hot in ThinkFiction P.S: Albama (pronounced: Al-ba-ma) is a completely fictional place, a creation of my own, and has no relation with the state of Alabama. Cover by @ammmmanda.

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A seven hour flight. I had a seven hour flight from New York to London with 250 passengers. However I got the privilege to spend these seven hours sitting next to Beanie Boy. * "Come on I know it's in here somewhere." I whispered while digging into my treasure chest of accessories. "AH HA FOUND THEM." I ripped open the goodies, savouring my mouth with the sweetness of chocolate. "What are you doing?" I heard a deep voice. Looking up I came face to face to a cute but confused guy.. cute neither the less. "Why are you stuffing your face like a hungry animal." He said. Wait. hungry animal? "I'm mont met mhoike a mhongry mhanimhal." I spoke. He raised his perfect eyebrow at me. While I quickly ate my chocolate. " I'm not a hungry animal." "Yeah sure chocolate girl." "Don't call me that. I have a name." I exclaimed. "Yeah but I like that name." He smirked "I like your eyes." He looked taken back but then slowly smiled "Thanks chocolate girl." "No problem Beanie Boy."

Life and death are separated by a thin line. As a soul passes between them, a blank slate is presented anew. Emotions and experiences once forgotten are rekindled, in a never ending cycle of reincarnation. Exceptions exist to every rule and for Isla that line is blurred beyond distinction. Her memories of life and death remain etched into her very soul. Why is she an exception? Why does she experience death so often? Why is she constantly being pursued? Set upon at every turn Isla must find the answers in order to discover herself. Undergoing Editing. Picture for the cover is not mine :)