These are a bunch of Homestuck X Reader Oneshots, featuring You, the Reader, and various Homestuck Character. I do not own any of the characters, I do not own you, I DO own the ideas. This is some sort of AU, so the trolls and kids are living on a new Earth, and everyone leads pretty normal lives. These are all fluff so far, I'm not so sure about writing lemon. I am completely open to requests for characters and plots, so just drop me a comment. Enjoy <3

The human race has been under the enslavement of trolls for sweeps now, and you're unfortunate enough to find yourself caught in the middle of it. You've lost hope of ever gaining your freedom back, and it seems that the only friends you'll ever have are the other slaves that come and go throughout the days. And although your mind is trained to follow the duties of your everyday life now, your eyes seem to be trained elsewhere when it comes to your latest owner. Even though it's tempting, it's best not to tread on Dangerous Waters.

Samantha is just your average sophomore in highschool. She is best friends with Gamzee Makara. All of the homestuck characters exist in this story and are all human of course. Sam has a problem though. Her parents have left her alone, but leave living money for her. And she's in love with her best friend. Sadly gamzee doesn't notice and Eridan keeps aggravating her for it. She hopes that Gamzee will eventually love her back and everything will work out at school and with her parents

Every Friday night you go to Gamzee's hive for a sleep over... Yall gonna have so much fun.......now read it dammit :P Also warning: There is swearing, but I mean If you joined the homestuck fandom.. I'd expect yall to know that tho...Cuz gamzee swears and...whatevz

a new guy at work. seems legit. little did you know that this one person at this one moment could take you on the most important journey of your young and stressful life

Amporas are so hot. *wink wink*

About this story? Well... 1.) My "furst" Homestuck Fanfic :3 2.)Human!Karkat x Reader x Dave YES. *HUMAN* KARKAT. 3.)HoMeStUcK bElOnGs To ThE hUsS, i OwN tHe StOrY LiNe & YoU bElOnG tO yOu. :o) dRAMASTUCK ,}:)! ☆♪A/N!☆♪ {• I suck at covers. c:.... But it's *MINE*, and *DON'T* steal!:( •} *Thanks for the votessssssss!* ~ZSPG-13 Parents STRONGly recommended. (somehow.) #TW (Troll) KANKRI: Triggers include 6ut likely will n9t 6e limited t9 class 9ppressi9n, anal9g9us hate speech, triggering acti9ns, bl99d, drama, human....pail filling?!? AUTH9R!! BUNBUN: JUST READ IT AND GET IT OVER WITH KANKRI. KANKRI: and what auth9r calls "feels"? -n- also the storyline is not made for everyone. Don't point it out. Dave or Karkat? ☐ Karkat ☐ Dave ☑ Why not both? *Mexican music plays* WARNING: HORRIBLE SPELLING/GRAMMAR SOMETIMES.. THANKS FOR 5K+ VOTES!<3

the trolls have arrived on earth and trust me we don't roll out the red carpet. especially for one silent indigoblood.

The Psiioniic has been wanting a matesprit for quite some time. He finally finds the perfect troll but will he be able to keep her?