"Ahem, stop arguing... you are all my wings!" Su Ming just wanted to be a normal disciple of Cloud Retainer. He just wanted to use his new Fishing System to relax, catch some fish, and accidentally become a God. But the girls of Teyvat have other plans. Travel alongside Su Ming as he journeys across Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, Sumeru, and Fontaine. Watch as he accidentally steals Lumine's heart, causes Ei to draw her sword over stolen sweets, violently "takes care" of the corrupt Akademiya sages for Nahida, and teaches Furina some very questionable baking skills. A hilarious, overpowered, slice-of-life Genshin Impact adventure!

In a world in conflict with the Sirens, a young commander is assigned to Azur Lane. He will be tested by his command, his enemies and his ships. His command and enemies will test his prowess. And his ships? That's another matter.

I hope you guys like it. I always wanted to write a depressed male reader story. Date a Live is not owned by me. All credits go to the creator of this masterpiece. Any media used in the story are not mine.