❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

The most ridiculous,hilarious and just plain stupid questions asked ever!A Weirdo entry!Vote comment and follow me for more awesome books!

A serial killer stalks Barbados and Detective John Riley returns to the island to stop them before they turn their attention to the people closest to him. ***** A serial killer stalks the tropical paradise of Barbados, leaving victims naked in canefields and the island police force is ill-equipped to handle the case. Enter Seattle homicide detective and Barbados native: Detective John Riley. John hasn't been back to Barbados in decades, and he has his own demons to face. But as he combats the heat, the media, and the very police force he's working to help, he desperately hopes he can stop the violence before the killer turns their attention to the people closest to him. [[Wattys Winner]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Everyone loses someone. But the thing is, when you lose someone, you also lose yourself. Or at least Maxwell did.

Louis Tomlinson has tried so hard to not be who he really is. He has worked for years to not be a person that people don't accept. The walls he built are slowly torn down by a tall boy with green eyes. Add Louis, Harry Styles, a pride parade, and a kiss together, and there's a story full of love and someone learning that it's okay to love boys because love is love, right? (Louis is a painter who hides his sexuality. Harry is a wedding photographer who embraces his gay pride. Liam and Zayn most certainly have a thing going on, and Niall is content just trying to open a restaurant.) Cover by @stiles24stilinskiXD

Vivienne didn't believe in vampires until she started to suspect her prince might be one. Which will she sacrifice - humanity or love? ***** Vivienne lives in a world where girls are chosen to become consorts of royalty, aristocrats and the filthy rich. When she catches the eye of a mysterious prince, she begins to suspect that the elite members of society aren't quite human. Her childhood friend, Blake, warned her about vampires before he died under suspicious circumstances - but now she might be bonded to one of the most powerful undead. Who can she trust? And more importantly - can she stop herself from falling in love? [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designed by Anastasia Wright

"What happens at church camp stays here, right?" Hope whispers. Aurora laughs and nods. "You don't have to tell Father Gabriel about this," Aurora smirks. "God's not listening anyways." This is the story of two girls who are near opposites of each other and their time away at a summer church camp. Hope sucks up sermon like a sponge, while Aurora rolls her eyes at the phrase "evil homosexuals" and doubts the existence of a magic man in the heavens. What will happen when a Christian girl and atheist are paired together? And will their families see them again?

These stories are not mine. My sister made them. I would make lemons of my own but idk how to word it right. I posted her stories on here so she can have viewers to! :P Enjoy my sister's stories, she'd be happy if you commented on them. P.S. Her stories might have Hetalia, Happy Tree Friends, or Creepypasta lemons in them. Sorry shes lazy at times so she won't be writing often. xD

Here Are The CreepyPastas And Their Randomness. Cover by me!