"𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞-" "𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐲." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the eldest byers child works as a secretary for the hawkins police department - and the chief of police is just a little obsessed with her.

"𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦." "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which james potter's new neighbor has him and his friends enamored. [ alive! james and lily PLUS divorced! james and lily ] [ semi-slowburn poly!marauders x oc ]

"𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞?" "𝐢 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the shared soulmate of the mikaelson brothers being a member of the save elena squad was the last thing anyone expected

"𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧' 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧'." "𝐨𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which carolina carter has to deal with a tornado outbreak, studying for finals, and two tornado wranglers falling for her, and all in one week [ oc x tyler owens x boone with a big age gap ]

"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝'𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which indiana winger just wants to make music and kiss pretty boys - unfortunately, those boys tend to be serial killers. [ scream 1 - 3 : completed ] [ billy loomis, mickey altieri, mark kincaid ( and a fraction of a crumb of stu if you squint ) ] [ dewey riley x ofc and sidney prescott x randy meeks ]

"𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧?" "𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a hit man and his assignment aren't on a bullet train quite long enough to fall in love, but they'll certainly have some fun while fighting for their lives on the way to the end of the line. [ contains mega strong language, my dudes. and probably eventual smut ]

"𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥." "𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which naomi maverick has to move home in the wake of a tragedy, and a new neighbor has moved in since she's been away. [ dbf ! joel miller | no ellie | no outbreak ! au | never seen tlou | absolutely heinous but legal age gap ]

"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞? 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞?" "𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 in which a grouchy vampire is unwittingly wrapped around the finger of a very stupid cupid [ begins season 2 ] [ side buffy x omc]