When you're trapped in a castle of your own imagination, and there's no way out, you're toast. Not only that, but the castle is run by a girl!

this a shitty thing that me and my Catherine made that's stupid as shit but definitely worth the short read

She has a magic paintbrush. What could possibly go wrong? Apparently... everything. One impulsive stroke of enchanted paint, and suddenly she's stranded in 1670s Port Royal, Jamaica-a place filled with rum, rogues, and extremely questionable life choices. Including him. Tall, dark, and dressed like trouble, the pirate who catches her eye is the kind of man a smart woman avoids. Good thing she's never claimed to be smart. He doesn't believe her story. He doesn't trust her intentions. And he definitely doesn't plan on letting her wander out of his life once she's stepped into it. She just needs one more painting to escape. So why does she keep getting distracted... by his hands... his voice... and the way he looks at her like she's already his? Time travel was supposed to be an adventure. Nobody said anything about falling for a pirate who might ruin her forever.

(Continuation of Red Hot.) It had been a year since the MUS had fallen, and now 16 year old London and all of her friends are now under threat of the well known, but super dangerous organization known as Team Hurricane! London and her fellow partners and the VUS as a whole have to do whatever it takes to bring them down, especially with the help of the now reformed Team Platinum. Watch as London makes new friends and helps to make sure that those she cares about are safe and sound once again. Warning: This will contain blood, gore, Violence, occasional vulgar language and Character death. Veiwer discretion is advised.

Seventeen-year-old Fritz Müller has already lost everything that mattered long before time itself betrays him. Raised in the forests of Bavaria by the grandfather who taught him how to hunt, track, and survive, Fritz never had much use for the wealthy, distant parents who abandoned him to build their glittering lives in Berlin. When his grandfather dies, Fritz is dragged back to a city he hates and a family he barely knows. Grieving, angry, and utterly alone, he finds himself thrown into the impossible. One moment, he is sorting through his grandfather's belongings. The next, he is stranded in the frozen forests of Russia in the dead of winter, 1942. Alone, unarmed, and hunted by Soviet patrols, Fritz has only the survival skills his grandfather drilled into him to keep from freezing or starving to death. But surviving the wilderness is only the beginning. Rescued by a German infantry squad fighting on the Eastern Front, he is forced into a brutal new reality where every lesson he ever learned is tested in blood. And somewhere ahead lies a truth far worse than death: The mission that will destroy the men he comes to call family was ordered and set in motion by German command...by someone he loves most. His grandfather.

This is a story of me and my friend on an underwater adventure looking for treasure! 😀

Hey folks! Here is another short story collection!! Feast your eyes on zany characters and adventures, like dead alligators, falling pianos, and all that the fictional realm has to offer! Just try not to fall into a bottomless pit! ;)

Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand.

╭── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╮ you just wanted to use the toilet, yet what you didn't know, is that you have unexpectedly met the future love of your life...♡︎ ╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯ THIS IS A JOKE IF YOU CANT TELL ALREADY🙏🙏

what the title says. 😊😊