Totally the best story ever, definitely better than other stories. So yeah, check it out it'll probably be a good read. Maybe. Another big reason why you should read my story? I'm literate. My words and sentences make sense and I'm grammatically correct. So y'know. That's a pretty big thing when you're only reading words. Also, beans. As Thomas Jefferson once said, "It don't always be like that, but sometimes it do." Then he read my story and died.