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Tim Bradford is the human equivalent of a closed fist - rigid, joyless, and about as chatty as a traffic cone. Lucy Chen? She's sunshine weaponised - clever, chaotic, and entirely too cheerful for his taste.
So, naturally, they're stuck together on a "no-cop" holiday arranged by Angela Lopez, who clearly enjoys watching her friends suffer.
With the full LAPD crew in tow (including a sergeant in socks-and-sandals), tropical drinks flowing, and one ill-timed visit from an ex, things get sunburnt, emotionally constipated, and very close to scandalous.
It's paradise. If paradise came with tension, sarcasm, and wildly inappropriate eye contact.