Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Lacy always loved costing her aunt Martha in Lawsonvile New Hampshire. But when her parents die in a car crash Lacy has to move in with her aunt. Everything seems to be going Alright weird things start to happen... The window in her room is open when she's sure she shut it...books fall off shelves...talking in the walls...

Cassie Littman never truly understood the severity of 'stranger danger' Enjoy!

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