There's quite a bit of smut so if you are uncomfortable, don't read this :) *!THERE IS A SECOND ONESHOT BOOK! *

A collection of the most memorable videos from a bunch of bands. Why? Because I'm trash.

Almost like the 12 Days of Christmas but better.

**WARNING** This book is filled with memes, trash (yes im part of the book), crack and other shitty illegal stuff. *HIGHEST RANK BY FAR IN RANDOM : #634* *2019: #129 IN EMOS YALL* **DISCLAIMER** I dont own the bandoms mentioned in this book. (shush i know we want to own them we just cant. life is so cruel) WELP LET'S GO TO THE STORY OR BOOK WHATEVS **Book 2 is out now! Please do read it after this, LOVE YA**

Sequel to BEEBO THE CULT LEADER AND YEESUS

Clearly I need help.

── .✦ As the 𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗰 Night's Crusader beckons you closer, the air crackles as it is filled with anticipation. Behind him, the 𝗯𝗿𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗿𝘀 from 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐬 are hard at work, weaving and entwining their 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 to create 𝗰𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀 and 𝗯𝗶𝗼𝘀 just for you. ִ ǂ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓋜 : Flourishing, the Masked Crusader reveals how this somewhat mystical realm is the 𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 for everything needed; your 𝗼𝗻𝗲-𝗼𝗳-𝗮-𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱 person one-stop shop bursting with 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿. ─── 𓄸 : So step right up and 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗺𝗮𝗴𝗶𝗰 for yourself. ݂ ꮚ

︶ ︶ ︶ 𓈒 ︶ ︶ ︶ ୨୧ ︶ ︶ ︶ 𓈒 ︶ ︶ ︶ ꒰ 🌸 ꒱ 𐙚 ⁠˙ . ㅤ𝓑.𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦 ㅤ ─── ㅤ⁠゜ ✧ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ꒰ ִֶָ ° ߙhᥱmᥱ ძᥙmρ ° ♡ʚlɞ ⳋ ♡;; @rᥱιᥒᥲ᥉ρᥲᥴᥱ

Just some random one-shots!