"I will be the Devil that will love my Angel forever. And when I say forever, it means until the blind man sees an apple on a mango tree on the 30th of February."

This is the jeje version and I don't wanna touch this one.

You are a sixteen year old high school student living on a house with your Geometry teacher who comes to be your husband. Wow, what a life! © iheartcandiii 2012