To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

He died from being assassinated at one of the parties he was forced to attend. Instead of feeling aggrieved, he was enjoying his death. His last thoughts were: "Finally, some peace and quiet". But he didn't expect that a naughty little system would choose him to be its partner. System: Your mission is to live until the age of 20. MC: That's easy. It's only 6 months from now. *coughs blood* System: I forgot to tell you, your body's sick and will die in 3 months. MC: What the...... ML: Don't worry, Wifey. I will take you to the best doctors, immediately! Continue reading to find out how our MC will bend the laws of life to complete his missions with a little help from his husband. ⚠ WARNING ⚠ Might have suicidal thoughts and tendencies but it's part of the tasks and not intentional Very slow updates!

A shameless and sometimes even sadistic beauty. That's how the people would describe Shu Ning. He was very popular with men and woman equally but of course there were also those who were jealous of the attention he received. That's how he found himself being pushed over the railing of a bridge by some women he didn't even know, being accused of purposely seducing their boyfriends. But it really wasn't Shu Nings fault at all that he was just more charming than any woman. Just when his consciousness faded away he heard a voice in his head. System: "Hello Host. I'm your own personal System and will assist you in fulfilling your duty as a Transmigrator." Shu Ning: "..." System: "...My Name is Alpha and you can make use of me anyhow you want as long, as you do your missions." Shu Ning: "..." Couldn't they have at least given me a system that is more interesting and smart?

Yun LiFan who used to look down from the top is now working like a slave just because she was dragged and bounded to this ridiculous system after waking up from her nap! System:[Welcome host!from now on I will be at your service^_^] Yun LiFan:"Welcome your mum!What the hell is this?!" System:[This a 'Cannon Fodder Will Rise'System! \(^0^)/and also I don't have a mother('-' )] Yun LiFan:"...Fuck you!Stop retorting back and removed that emoticon!" System:[Why not~It's cute isn't it?*0*] Author:"Agree." Yun LiFan:"|____|\('[]'\)"A few minutes later"Okay...Then tell me WHY did I turn into a MAN and the MLs aren't they all straight?!" System:[...Actually you... were a male.] Yun LiFan:"...!" System:[To sum up the answer to your question:You are actually a Gay and a Plague.] Yun LiFan was left utterly speechless,"..." This is 1 vs 1, gongs are the same person and this is bl.There are going to have a lot of grammatical errors and a-not-organize writing so please read at your own risk^^. [#2 in General Fiction, 03/05/2018] [#1 in General Fiction, 05/05/2018] The pic above is not mine and the credit go to the original owner :).

Title - 虫族之渣攻你人设崩了 Author - 鹤乙 summary Gu Lian escaped from the previous world and just entered this world. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw this scene: A blond military female with lowered eyes and no hair was kneeling in front of him, stretching her hand towards him... Murderous intent is everywhere. Gu Lian grabbed the military girl's neck and asked coldly: "What are you doing?" He was sure it was a bug that just wanted to kill him. 　However, the insect crouched in front of him, lowered his murderous eyes, and bent his straight back. He said patiently and meekly: 　　"Master, please enjoy" 　　Search keywords: Protagonist: Gu Lian┃ Supporting role: Hugh Grant┃ Others: wb: Yiheyi 　　One sentence introduction: Crooked? What about your scumbag character design? 　　Intention: Even if you are in a desperate situation, there will be a glimmer of light pouring out. Even though he's cold and out of reach, you can get as close as you can. This is a semi MTL. I will first upload the entire text mtl and then I will start editing it. I do not know Chinese so don't expect a high quality editing.

His father is a hero. His mother was known for her peerless beauty. He is known as trash. Good for nothing. Rich second generation. Prodigal son Live a leisure salted fish life in bordertown. Could his dream come true? Warning: the setting is ancient time. There is slavery. It's okay to be selfish. Putting yourself above others. In the end, you could only rely on yourself. As long as you didn't harm others intentionally. That's my bottom line Brown hair. Brown eyes. If this world was a novel, I must be one of the extras. There is nothing special about me. Everybody could do this much. It's simple. Pretend to be a pig. Eat tiger. There is a sekuel in the same book

The main character always ends up with the male lead? Even if they're backstabbing, evil, and cruel, they will live happily ever after just because they are the main character? Even if they're so innocent that they cause countless deaths, they will still be treated with love and respect, with everyone groveling at their feet to help them. Well, the readers have agreed to disagree with this thought. It's about time to revolt! Alright then, we just need someone to destroy the main character. We need to take away the main character's golden thigh. Since that's the case, we need to Steal The Male Lead. AN: Hello everyone, so this is going to be my third book ever written on Wattpad. I've actually had plans for this book for a while and I also have many ideas for the other arcs but, please enjoy the book, and I will try to keep a constant update on it. *If any of the photos are yours or you know that the artist of the photos or characters don't want it up, please comment down right away so that I can delete it. None of the photos are mine and rightfully belong to the artist.*