In a joint mission with Port Mafia, the Armed Detective Agency have encountered Guild Member Edgar Allan Poe's first and only romance book. When Higuchi read it, doubting its danger, the book has sucked in Soukoku and Shin Soukoku inside it. To get them out, the Agency and Port Mafia have to read and complete at least one of Poe's stories, for each pair. Almost all of them ends with a romantic scene that would surely damage the reputation of the four men. Inspired by Hamefura's episode eight, with Soukoku and Shin Soukoku as Katarina and the suitors (and vice versa). Higuchi, Kyouka, Kouyou and Lucy are basically Mary. With the rest being Maria who tries to calm down Mary (the four women). It won't end well. And I'm gonna have so much fun writing this story~ *Evil Laughter Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for this story. Bungou Stray Dogs and its characters belong of Asagiri Kafka.

Akutagawa Ryūnosuke didn't believe in Love. He thought it was unnecessary and a waste of time. -Inspired by the song waste it on me by bts and steve aoki- -cover art credits: pmm24208890 on twitter -characters are not mine, they are from bungou stray dogs!!! -sorry if this is messy it's my first story -also sorry for any grammar/spelling mistakes english isn't my first language enjoy!! be prepared to cringe I don't know what 13 y/o me was on