Book full of jokes and riddles ;)

Here are lots of ways to annoy people in different places!!! Please Vote, Comment on what you think and your ideas to improve, and please add to your library. It will be updated soon!!!! And don't worry, if you give in an idea, I won't take the credit. I will say that it was your idea!!!!!

For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

After escaping from police custody, Clover tries to piece his life back together. Determined to return to home and be reunited with his family, he has to first elude the country wide man hunt. Will he be able to resist his old ways in order to remain undetected? After hearing that Colin has escaped, Summer and Becca prepare themselves for the inevitable; Clover is coming back for them. Will the police and their families be enough to protect them? Clover's coming back and he's determined to prove to the girls; 'You'll always be mine'.

In which, we see the reactions of the lucky 30 reading their letter from Cath. Book 2 in the Reaction/Action series. [#1 in Short Stories 2/25/15] Cover by: @imparitea

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

In which a girl writes down a person for 30 days explaining how that person killed her First book in the Action/Reaction series. {#2 in Short Story 2.11.15} Cover by: @imparitea

Ever wonder how people came to dying in a dumb way? Well you are about to meet Allan, Alvin, Angie, Bryce, Cooper, Dean, Elijah, Greg, Hayley, Josephine, Justin, Jye, Louise, Maddie, Matt, Max, Riley, Sarah, Taylor, William and Zoe. They all have a story of how they came to their dumb deaths. Who would thought there was so many dumb ways to die? ----- This is a parody of the Metro Ad 'Dumb Ways To Die'. It is simply a short story for a bit of fun. Chapters won't even be a page long. WARNING: This could contain my weird sense of humour. If this could offend you, I ask that you reconsider reading my work. Thank you and enjoy.