On the night Ratonhnhaké:ton (better known as Connor) was born, another Assassin of the same village was also given life; her name was Canada. She was born to the Kanien'kehá:ka people; her father, Otetiani, was the village's warrior, and her mother an African American woman by the name of Mandisa. The night Connor's mother died in the vast fire set by Charles Lee and his men, Canada's mother is suspected to have been killed as well. Together they are raised by their people and Canada's father. Later in their lives the Clan Mother brings light upon both Connor and Canada's destiny, telling Canada to go with Connor to be mentored by a man by the name of Achilles. It is during this time that a truth is brought to life and Canada obtains an unlikely mentor. Once Connor and Canada's training is complete, they both set off to find the man suspected of killing his mother. Their paths separate greatly as she becomes involved with those Connor must kill. It is here in British America during times of revolution where Canada's feelings and life will be thrown onto the battlefield by hatred, revenge, lust, and spirit; where her oath to the creed will become weakened and where she'll find love under unlikely circumstances that could break Connor's trust. After all, what do you expect when you are thrown into the life of the Grandmaster of the Colonial Templars and considered by him to be the only other woman to ever stir his soul?

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Just some songfic/oneshots about the wonderfulness of Dramione :) I don't have time to write an ongoing Dramione novel so I'm just writing short stories for now. Btw, I'm open for song requests! :)

Despite the sinister plot, Harry Potter stories have their funny moments. Ron Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, and many other characters add their funny quips to lighten a serious situation. Read these funny Harry Potter quotes and enjoy the witty jabs from Harry Potter books. You will find these funny Harry Potter quotes revealing a lot about the characters in the books. I have made sure to get at least one quotation from each of the seven Harry Potter books.

Harry Potter one-shots! :D The title says it all! :) I will do requests also! Just PM me! ;)

Kimber had her whole life planned out. She was a street dancer who dreamed of becoming the next big thing. But when she discovers she is a witch, her parents ship her off to Hogwarts, much to Kimber's protests. She then meets Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin Prince as everyone calls him. Taking an automatic disliking to him, Kimber simply keeps her distance... that is until he becomes her new Potions partner. She feels drawn to him, almost as if they had met before. The strange thing is, they haven't. Kimber's best friend, Moose, concludes that she and Draco are eternal lovers from an old legend they used to hear as children. When Kimber and Draco confess their feelings, Draco gets worried and goes to Dumbledore for help. The two figure out that a horrible fate awaits Kimber, a fate that predicts her death. Nightmares begin to plague Kimber's nights, showing her visions of her own death. She thinks there will be a simple solution... but she quickly realizes that this is much more complex. Fighting with Umbridge, the Industrial Squad always breathing down her neck, and normal teenage drama, can Kimber and Draco keep their eternal relationship alive? Or will it crash and burn like a high from a Dance Hall Drug?

It will be written as a series of journal entries. Through the entries you get a peek into the life of Blue, a 16 year old girl contemplating suicide. Life just isn't how Blue envisioned. With no friends, a grim outlook on life, hidden secrets, parents that ignore her, and a twin sister that blames her for everything, Blue just doesn't see any point in living, that is until she meets Dorian. Can Dorian convince Blue that her life is special? Will he be the one to save her.

This story is about Renesmee and Jacob's lives. They're married and had a daughter who has the vampire and werewolf genes and is frozen in a seven year old's body forever. They wanted their daughter to live the fullest. Part one was written by a friend who passed away and wanted me to publish this story. The rest of the part was written by me and is the second part of the story.

Renesmee wants to live a normal life with Jacob at her side & only Jacob at her side. No life of werewolf & vampires again, to run away with him from both their lives & families, but will something happen that endangers both their dreams of that happening? Will they ever life their own lives in peace? Watty Awards 2011.