Yo! Vas happenin' directioners? Do you want to spend your time on reading funny,stupid,Amazayn,hillarious and breathtaking jokes about One Direction? If yes then what are you waiting for?! Go and read my directioners! AND NO DIRECTIONETORS ALLOWED! Read on your own risk.You might get obssesed XD Pc: I also love 5sos and have quite a few 5sos references in my book so if you don't like 5sos and you decide to hate on me or them i will cut your ass off. Jk (kinda) © -mariaHoran All Rights Reserved

"Hopefully being roommates will settle your arguments."

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

a bunch of lame teenagers make their own dictionary for your enjoyment.

I'm just going to write part of the story because I'm terrible at descriptions. "See, Harry," I say, showing him a beautiful picture of the city, "these are reasons to live." "Looks like a perfect place to die to me," Harry says. "Harry, just listen to me. You're not worthless. You're not fat. You're not ugly. Please just stop saying these terrible things about yourself." "Yes I am. People tell me that all the time. They tell me to slit my wrists, I listen to them. They tell me I'm worthless, I believe them. They tell me I'm fat, I listen to them and starve myself. So people don't think the same as you. But it's not like it matters what one person says," Harry says sadly. "Awwww, my poor little cupcake! It's okay, sweetie, I'll help you," I tell him. "A-and AJ," Harry stutters, "P-people say that you hate me and want me to die just as much as them. Is that true?" "No, Harry. I love you very, very much. Please don't do these terrible things to yourself." Read the rest to find out!