Twilight documented the beautiful love story that changed so many young people's lives. Little did they know, however, that every page the young readers ravenously consumed, there hid the Badass, fantastic vampire hunter, Buff. Yes, he was there when they first met, hidden in the fridge where they keep the preserved frogs. He was there when they shared their first kiss, observing them from Bella's closet. He was there at prom floating about between the bits of pineapple in the punch bowl. Hormones spill off the very pages and tears of fangirls short out keyboards everywhere as we butcher this beloved romance novel.

How to piss off Edward Cullen in 40 simple ways. <3

Alice is recruited to New York City after Loki and his army are too much for the six avengers to handle. Normally they wouldn't ask a girl like her, but because she was caught in a chemically created fire years ago, she can create fire through her breath and the palms of her hands. She gladly leaves North Carolina and her curious friends, to defeat The Chitauri. (Loki Fanfic)