"There are three kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to become a murderer: psychopaths, profilers and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better"

in which spencer's new neighbor turns out to be a well known food content creator spencer reid x female oc mostly real life, but text + multimedia included season(s) 7 & 8 tw: includes crime case details 🥇 #criminalminds || october '24 🥈 #spencerreid || april '25 🥇#socialmedia || august '25 started: 7/27/24 finished: 3/30/25

The pad of Derek's thumb slowly slides across my kiss swollen bottom lip while his dark eyes trace the movement intently. I guess I'm going to have to be the one to say what we're both thinking. "That wasn't very just friends of us."

in which, after prison, spencer reid accepts a visiting professor job at nyu to try and escape his past trauma. in new york, he meets anora, a stripper, and somehow he doesn't feel as alone anymore. criminal minds (au) x anora season 13+ started: 3/31/25 finished: xx/xx/xx 🥉#spencerreid || november '25 🥇#stripper || december '25 🥇#nyc || december '25

Spencer Reid is single. A lone wolf. Private. So when things in his life take a bad turn, his friends are left in an awkward position. To save him, they need to call on his daughter - a daughter no one knew he had. A daughter who hates his very name. What will come of the events that bought them back together? Can their hopeless relationship ever been fixed? 20 years is a long time...