Envy, a being of pure jealousy. Envy, the feeling of resentment and hatred. Envy, A emotion so disturbing god himself declared it a sin. But now Envy has taken a new form. No not a feeling or emotion, not even close. Envy is now.....a five year old child? "Wait what!?"

Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.