Your name is Zen'in Eri. Through a Heavenly Restriction pact, you obtained boundless cursed energy to match your inherited cursed technique. In exchange, you were born without a soul. Being soulless comes with certain... inconveniences. But since Nanami and Haibara's souls are so overflowing, it's not really a problem if you don't have your own. -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ TIMELINE: 2006 - Back when flip phones were cool and Gojo wasn't quite as insufferable. STARRING: ✓ Nanami & Haibara: Main love interests ✓ Gojo Satoru: Childhood sweatheart & professional pain in the ass ✓ Ieiri Shoko: Bestie, voice of reason, everyone's impulse control ✓ Geto Suguru: Cursed Disney prince (ft. his Turbo Stingray©) ✓ Kusakabe Atsuya: Poor, overworked, freshly graduated sensei-someone give this man a raise ✓ One suspiciously plot-relevant black cat Come for the shenanigans, stay for the soul-searching (pun intended). ⚠️Important Disclaimer: No souls were permanently harmed in the making of this story. Mostly.

Everything that could have gone wrong had gone wrong. Gojo Satoru was sealed, the world engulfed in the Culling Game's flames. Ryomen Sukuna had obtained his perfect vessel. But even gods get bored, so he took something else: a human girl, a whim, a fleeting amusement. He had no way of knowing she'd become the sun in his endless night, and the architect of his downfall. This is the story of how he ruined her life, and how, in turn, she ruined him. The story of the girl who would bring a god to his knees. -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈ "Mine," he growled against your skin, the word more threat than endearment, a claim staked in flesh and breath. "You're mine, understand? Mine to fuck, mine to protect, mine to kill if I so choose." One moment, you wanted to ride him. The next, you imagined the satisfying slide of a blade across his throat, wondering if the King of Curses could bleed like mere mortals. Sometimes, disturbingly, you wanted to do both at once. They say playing with fire gets you burned. But what happens when you decide to burn alongside the flame? This is no love story. It's a war.

He's the strongest sorcerer alive, and you're the spice of his life. Christmas lights, cursed Santas, and ten years of not quite saying "I love you." Turns out, mayhem is pretty damn romantic when you're dodging existential dread (and angry homeowners wielding garden gnomes) together. This is a love story for the end of the world, or at least for the end of someone's front lawn. It's festive, it's chaotic, and it's yours. (Reader goes by the nickname Spices.)

You're a third-year student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School. You're Gojo's most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options, as your classmates have all been suspended. You're Nanami's most favorite sorcerer, united by your mutual distaste of the jujutsu world and burning desire for early retirement. You're Shoko's most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don't let Principal Yaga hear about that, though. You're the first years' most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you. But most importantly, you're a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your own things in the background, while watching them doing important, heroic things. You're no protagonist. You're just here for the ride, and hoping it won't get too wild. ⋆⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺⋆ This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (including JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff & humor. I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me. (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)

▃▃▃▃▃ ❝𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢, 𝘴'𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢! 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦!!❞ ⤷ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙗𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙤𝙟𝙤 𝙨𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙪'𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙙𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 ▃▃▃▃▃𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷ 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 ⤷ 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 + 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 ⤷ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 ▃▃▃▃▃ ⤷𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟐/𝟐𝟎/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏 ⤷𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟑/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟏

After the death of her grandfather, workaholic Y/N moves to Japan to become her cousin's, Yuuji's, guardian. When she finds out about Yuuji's situation, his teacher, Satoru Gojo, offers to teach Y/N about the world Yuuji has suddenly found himself in. When teaching devolves into friendship, followed by daily dinners, movie nights, and the anxious task of opening up to each other, Y/N finds that she may think of Satoru as more than a cocky, pretty boy. A story about two people who don't know what friendship is anymore. ❀Updates every other Sunday (GMT Based)❀ Cover illustration by @_3aem Ranked #1 in #Satoru (06SEP2024) Ranked #1 in #GojoSatoru (02NOV2024) Ranked #1 in #GojoXReader (05MAR2025) Ranked #1 in #Jujutsu (02APR2025) Ranked #3 in #jjk (24SEP2024) Ranked #6 in #JujutsuKaisen (24SEP2024) Ranked #8 in #Anime (22OCT2024) Ranked #8 in #YN (09OCT2024) Ranked #11 in #ReaderInsert (13AUG2025) Ranked #25 in #xReader (20OCT2024) Ranked #42 in #Anime (06MAR2025)

❝𝐈 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐑...𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐌𝐄 ❞ -@keikaminari - date: 09/04/23 𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄 ╭┈─────── ೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- -ˏˋ こんにちはˊˎ- in which two teen sorcerers fall in love, but are separated at their peak ╰┈➤ ＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚　　˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊ gojo satoru