When he woke up, he was missing most of his memories and identity. He knows that he wasn't supposed to be in a 12-year-old stranger's body and his name isn't Jonas Cane. Most of all, he wasn't supposed to be living in a place called Gotham and experiencing hallucinations about a thing called Archivist System.

A short yet sweet smutty story made by yours truly, I've been waiting a long time to make something like this. Thanks for all the love and support everyone! Characters are NOT owned by me but the writing inside this book is, I've spent a long time sitting on this idea wondering if I should go through with it but now that I'm writing again I thought "Oh what the hell" I hope you guys enjoy ;)

Upon cracking out of his stone shell, Bill opened his golden eyes to meet those of his old work partner: Stanford Pines. The last thing he could recall was a fuzzy image of Ford in Stanley's suit, the twin posing as Ford sticking out his hand to make a deal. Oh god. How was he going to fix this? In hindsight, taking over the realm Ford lived in was a little bit overkill just to get a date with him. The older man lingering in front of him blinked in shock, before grimacing at the sight of him. "Bill." (DISCLAIMER: CHARACTERS ARE NOT MY PROPERTY) (DISCLAIMER 2: COMMON MENTIONS OF SEX, SWEARING, AND VIOLENCE)

❛ i need a human's touch but you don't need me ❜ billford in 2024?? ✧ a retelling of canon and non-canon experiences as explained by the book of bill. how their partnership began and how they fell apart, how ford falls into an obsession and worships bill like a god, how bill loves him like a demon.

It is no secret to the men and women of the continent that Geralt of Rivia is one fine piece of ass. Most days Jaskier has to fight to keep from swooning at the very sight of his friend-- and he's not alone in this predicament. He catches men and women in every town that they come across ogling Geralt in one way or another. Yes, Geralt's attractiveness is blatantly, painfully, beautifully obvious to everyone with eyes. Everyone that is, but Geralt himself. How can a bard ever hope to seduce a man as clueless as this?

art is done by yakichou on deviantart Geralt of Riva/ jaskier dandelion. bxb just some one shots of our favorite Witcher and his bard. hope you enjoy.

[ boyxboy ] Noah Summerville is broken when his long forgotten uncle comes to his rescue and takes him to a small town of Alaska in a search of a new life. Then he sees Dylan McKenna with his man bun, thick thighs and intense stare. There is something about this man that makes him think coming to Alaska wasn't such a bad idea after all. However, Noah's demons follow him even as far as the coldest, darkest wilderness. He can't keep up, he's slipping and Dylan is right there in the middle of it all. Dylan McKenna has a motto: never commit and never fall in love. He revels in his solitude... Until a gorgeous, young man ends up as his new employee. He's trying really hard to keep things professional but the draw he feels for him goes beyond mild interest. Soon enough priorities shift, shields come down and truths get exposed. They might survive the harsh winter in Alaska. But will that be enough? Started: May 2024 Finished: December 2024