My name is- I don't have a name. My title, however, is Experiment 413. I am a failed experiment at becoming a perfect human being. More or less, I am a robot, with fake insides and a synthetic pulse. NOT COMPLETE - ABANDONED

Just a short Sadstuck about DirkJake. This is all in Dirk's P.O.V :3 I do not own the characters or Homestuck, they both belong to Andrew Hussie

john gets framed for 5 murders and sent to jail for life. his cousin jake is there for 27 years. john is an innocent boy who makes quick friends with the guards but not the prisoners. john extremely hates anything to do with crime. he gets a new cell mate who turns out to be his worst nightmare in a human body? (ps jake will be really sassy to dirk most of the time)

Dirk no longer feels that special spark for Jake anymore, and Dirk decides to break up with him. That was months ago. Dirk regrets breaking the Brit's heart, and wishes to have him back in his arms. Homestuck and all characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Based on the video: 'DirkJake- Say Something CMV' by Outcasts Cosplay on YouTube. Art by: Tumblr user viria.