"𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲. 𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟." "𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲. 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐲, 𝐬𝐨 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which the lead guitarist for dingoes ate my baby falls for a demon from hell who is more concerned with making art and buying clothes than with destroying the world.

"𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞? 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞?" "𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞? 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐧𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐱 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍 in which a grouchy vampire is unwittingly wrapped around the finger of a very stupid cupid [ begins season 2 ] [ side buffy x omc]

"I wished for you, too." Gwendolyn Holliday is a dreamer, a prophetess, a witch. She's also an English teacher at Sunnydale High School, where the new librarian is far younger and hotter than the old one. And now Gwen is entangled in the life of the Slayer and her Watcher, all whilst battling the love curse her coven have been forced under for centuries. [Rupert Giles x OC] [Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1 onwards]