Luke's ass sits on a throne at the top of the social chain, but with popularity comes limitations. Don't do this; don't do that; you like which movie? As Luke loses sight of who he is, Ari Quiroz steps into his life. Spunky and loudmouthed, the fearless Filipino teen inadvertently shows Luke what it's like to live life without barricades. However, with the fear of being a freak and the temptations of popularity luring him in, Luke has to decide what's more important. If drunk words are sober thoughts, then Luke Hemmings is in for one hell of a hangover. ✖ OFFICIAL winner of the 2015 Watty's in the "Talk of the Town" category. #233 in Random - 06 February 2015 #911 in Fanfiction - 25 February 2015 #576 in Fanfiction - 23 May 2015 #130 in Fanfiction - 29 May 2015 #91 in Fanfiction - 24 June 2015 #9 in Fanfiction - 5 July 2015 #2 in Fanfiction - 15 July 2015 TRIGGER WARNINGS: Depression, Suicide, Bullying, Vulgar Language ✖ Started on: 19 July 2014 Completed on: 3 June 2015 Reviewed by Emily of Wattmag issue #4.

Because the world cannot get enough sarcasm.

PARODY OF 1D FANFICS. This book parodies typical fanfics written about Harry's dimples, Zayn's hair, Liam's... well i don't know anything about liam, that gay one's... erm... wait, what's he famous for? .... well he wears stripes, i know that. oh and the irish one's irishness. DISCLAIMER: NOTHING IN THIS STORY IS MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE; AND IT'S NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK ON ANY AUTHOR/STORY ON WATTPAD. So calm your tits. I wrote this book as an extension of my 'first world problems on wattpad rant' book. In case you didn't realize, all spelling/punctuation/grammatical errors in this book were made on purpose, for comedic effect. Yes I realized most of the plot didn't make sense. When do fanfics ever make sense? All rights reserved.