Humans are Weird

Shen just wanted to know more about humans. Ella just wanted to have an adventure. Neither works out they way they want. (or in other words where Humans are the space terminator and yet also the really cuddly pets.)

Humans Are Weird

so I've dove down a hole of this Humans are Weird tag on Tumblr, so i thought i'd make a book of my favorite ones, and some i come up with myself. i'll try and put the persons Tumblr on the page in case you wanna check them out but i might not always be able too. enjoy!

My Reaction To Ships?

...... Did you read the title?.......

The Best Of Comebacks

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

Marshall Lee ( SHORT STORIES)

Cute short stories of marshall lee and reader. Stories varies from fun nights together to adventures in relationships

Cold Necklace

At birth, the whole world received a necklace, some hot, and some cold.

This Would Be Paradise (Book 1)-A Zombie Novel

(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the...

Comebacks

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

The Alpha Calls Me Kitten

Highest Ranking: #1 in Werewolf Watty's 2015 Winner: Talk of the Town 11/23/15 "Literally the best werewolf book I've ever read." -@itsroma "*rereads 10,000,000,000 times and cries every time*" -@stilessparklez "#5thtimereader *I have to vote on all the chapters this time, that's how engrossed in the book I've become*...

Transparent: A Divergent FanFiction (Book One) ©

"Truth makes us transparent..." In sixteen-year old Sage Stronghold's world, civilization has been divided into five factions; abnegation, amity, candor, dauntless, and erudite. With each faction devoted to the development of specific virtues such as; selflessness, peace, honesty, bravery, and intelligence. At the age...

Ouran high school host club [One Shots]

One shots based on songs that you will know.

Sebastian X Reader (ON HOLD!!!)

I'm making this as a thank you to all my Rin X Reader Readers!

Hikaru x Haruhi (ouran highschool host club fanfic)

i ship Hikaru and Haruhi so much! from the manga/anime ouran highschool host club. I've read fan fictions about them but they went too fast and were over in seconds which I didn't like, so I decided to make my own fanfic about them, I hope you enjoy! ____________________________________________________________________...

I'm The Geek Who Slapped A Football Player.

*ALL RIGHTS RESERVED* Clarisse Hornitt is a nerd. Or a geek. But, not your typical nerd/geek, as she won't put up with bullshit and will promptly tell you how it is regardless to how it makes you feel. She manages to get into a physical altercation with a certain football player at her high school...and well...drops...

Warrior Cat Quotes

A huge collection of Warrior Cat Quotes, straight from the Erins. I've picked out some of the most beautiful, poetic, sassy, funny, and iconic lines in the Warriors series. Enjoy! ~~ The LARGEST and most CURATED collection of Warriors quotes on Wattpad! ~~ Please don't fight in the comments, I mean, c'mon! I'll have t...

Real Mermaids Dont Wear Toe Rings

If she hadn't been so clueless, she might seen it coming. But really, who expects to get into a relaxing bathtub after a stressful day of shopping for tankinis and come out with scales and a tail? Most. Embarrassing. Moment. Ever. Jade soon discovers she inherited her mermaid tendencies from her mother. But if mom was...