"okay, now bend over and spread your ass cheeks for me." 𝘏𝘰𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱, 𝘙𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬? A/N THIS IS SATIRE!! Please do not take it seriously! Also, this is an AU where Ronnie hasn't done anything criminal (but he's still been to prison). also I'M SO SORRY BRAD!! And in this AU Tina doesn't exist bc I wouldn't be able to do her justice :,) Also,, this'll be just fluff and angst bc it feels super disrespectful to write smut abt Brad n i'm just not comfortable doing that <3 BRADKE FANART CREDIT: SPROUT

It started as a joke, an angry reply to some asshole on twitter. so why can't Ronnie stop thinking about him now? (the most EPIC enemies to lovers story you will EVER read)