UNDER HEAVY EDITING - "Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs"

"Wormtail, put down the bloody bird, we're going to miss the train!" It's the Marauders' fifth year at Hogwarts and they're back, they're ready, they're pranking and chasing redheads, they're... late. When the first day of school involves pigeons, broomstick rides across England, blue hair dye and an interesting new c...