╰┈➤ 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭, 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐞 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 ﹟𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘𝐒 ━━ ★ 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 & 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 ★ 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧!!⁽ⁿᵒ ˢᵐᵘᵗ ⁿᵒʳ ˡᵉᵐᵒⁿˢ⁾ ★ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 ꒱ 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 ꒱ 𝐠𝐢𝐟𝐬 ꒱ 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐊𝐀𝐅𝐊𝐀 𝐀𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐈 ★ 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲, 𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐒𝐂𝟎𝐀𝐓 · · ─────── · ♡ · ─────── · · 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 → 𝟎𝟐.𝟎𝟓.𝟐𝟏 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 → 𝐨𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 → 𝟎𝟎.𝟎𝟎.𝟎𝟎

∘♡༉∘ 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐬. ━ ➤ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐲, 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡. 𝐘/𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐧, 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐲. ㊖ ❝ I'm practically a felon- ❞ ㊑ ❝ And we love you for that, Y/n. ❞ ➪ multiple love interests. ➪ kinda op reader. ➪ hiatus: slow updates.

"𝗴𝘂𝘆𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝘀𝗶𝘅𝘁𝗵 𝗱𝗶𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸" "𝘂 𝗳𝗿 𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗻𝗴" "𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗯𝗿𝗼...𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀..𝘆𝗼 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹? 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝘂 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗼?" "𝗜'𝗺 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗺𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗼𝗿𝗴𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁? 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆'𝗿𝗲 𝗼𝗻 𝘀𝗮𝗹𝗲" "𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿" 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 L/n Y/n got added to the Armed detective agency's group chat by mistake instead of Tanizaki Jun'ichiro Contains swearing! SLOW UPDATES!!

I am drowning in BSD and I should write ye s AUTHOR IS CURRENTLY BUSY WITH COLLEGE

based of a chat on c.ai (well some of it) (f/n) Dazai comes to see him after beeing sick and tired of been alone at home. obviously with the kids and dazai its platonic

❝ 𝐢 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮; 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐰𝐨; 𝐰𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞; 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞; 𝐥𝐞𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝 ❞ ᵇᵘⁿᵍᵒ ˢᵗʳᵃʸ ᵈᵒᵍˢ ˣ ʳᵉᵃᵈᵉʳ ᵃⁿᵗʰᵒˡᵒᵍʸ

"𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝒃𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒖𝒔 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒚𝒎𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒚, 𝒊𝒔 𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄 𝒐𝒇 𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔, 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆, 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆."

throughout your life one rule has been drilled into your head: you've only got one shot at this. fuck it up and it's all over. you've lived your life decently well following that guideline. you've just graduated from a pretty good college and are on your way to a stable job. so why not allow yourself a luxury? one last party to kiss it all goodbye! things do not go as planned. unless dying was a part of your evening plans, then i guess things did? well, at the very least, you've learned a second life rule: don't drink and drive. OR reader and dies gets isekai'd into bsd land, hilarity ensues

違う数 / wrong number in which a normie is accidentally slipped into a group chat full of eccentric and possibly dangerous detectives. but hey, you can't blame them for having a generic phone number. ⇢ bsd belongs to asagiri and harukawa ⇢ #3 in bsd, #69 (#3)in bsdxreader, #1 in deadmemes