Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

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New acc DastardlySoul is where i will be revising, editing and reposting my novels check that shit out. im starting with Hidden Behind an will move onto Fight me, BPFOF and Strong Jessica Westlake. Two words that basically meant nothing to any body. Black Lightning, the only girl underground street fighter that just happens to be the champion. Well known and feared. Theses two seemingly unrelated people are the same person. Well, until last year. After her mother dies in a accident and leaves her 16 year old and a 1 year old baby boy. Now, a year later, Jessica just focusses studies and her job to keep a roof over her and her brother's head. But, Jessica soon finds herself getting involved with a notorious gang leader Clayton Marshal. At least that's what they say at school. When she is forced to tutor the 'bad boy', what will happen? Well, her life spiraled out of control once she said those long lost words she hasn't said in to long. "Fight me."

In 2045 a huge problem goes wrong! People, plants, and animals have changed into something else, the buildings and houses are set on fire and destroyed, and food is running scarce. Emma Stevens thought she was the last one standing until she met the resistance. These people don't know what their after, but soon they will find what they weren't expecting....completely!!!

Wake up, deal with my terrible excuse of a dad, and go to high school. That simple. Except one day, we were made to sit at different seats at lunch. I didn't have many friends and my one best friend wasn't there, I sat by myself just minding my business when the guy I am crushing on sits in front of me. That is when everything changed..

A painful breakup pushes Kyla Evans to get into a fake relationship with the person her ex-boyfriend hates the most: Seth Everett. But what will she do when the game starts to feel too real? ***** Seventeen-year-old Kyla has sworn off love. After getting dumped all too suddenly by her longtime boyfriend Cedric, she becomes convinced that people are never really who you think they are. So when notorious playboy Seth Everett suggests that Kyla fake date him to get back at Cedric, it seems like the perfect plan... as long as she doesn't end up falling for him. Content and/or trigger warning: This story mentions cancer, which may be triggering for some readers. [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]]

The greatest tragedy the world has ever known turned out to be the ultimate catalyst for change. In the wake of World War III, which decimated most of the world's population, the remaining survivors vowed to not continue to repeat the same mistakes of the past. Fortunately, they had something previous generations did not have - advanced technology. The year is 2117 and this once shattered civilization has become prosperous again. Innovative forms of technology have enabled them to abandon the old model and re-engineer a better way of living for all. Brain implants and genetic modifications have made an entire population educated, healthy, and kind. Despite the benefits of this technology, it has created some unforeseen side effects that threaten humankind's existence. When technology proves to be inept at solving the world's problem, a new hope emerges in the unlikeliest form - a young orphan girl. *** Cyberpunk, dystopian, technology, future, futurism, scifi, heroine, prodigy...

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Teri is back once again and he life has changed dramatically since she moved to America. Things may be looking up for now but in Teri's life things don't go smoothly for long and now her past has come to haunt her once again. Will she ever escape it or will it follow her for life?